Quotes From The Books

I'd hate to see what the Ministry's do to me if i blew up my aunt, Mind you they'd have to dig me up first, Because mum would've kidded me. - Ron Weasley -

Proud? Are you crazy? All those times i could've died, And i didn't manage it, They'll be furious. - Harry Potter -

Fred, you next. I'm not Fred, I'm George, Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell i'm George? Sorry, George, dear. Only joking, I am Fred. - Molly and Fred Weasley -

"But I wish I could have had a turn with the boggart" What would it have been for you? A piece of homework that only got nine out of ten? - Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger -

"Ver is Hermy-own-ninny?" - Viktor Krum -

"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, Seriouslu evil wizard coming through.....!" - Fred and George Weasley -

Well... when we were in our first year, Harry- young, carefree, and innocent" - George Weasley -

"Viktor? Hasn't he asked you to call him Vicky yet?!" - Ron Weasley -

"Why is everything I own rubbish?" - Ron Weasley -

"You know Hermione. When in doubt, go to the Library." - Ron Weasley -

"I don't just like guy's who are handsome." said Hermione, Ron coughed "Lockhart" - Ron and Hermione -

"You know your mother, Malfoy? That expression she's got, like she's got dung under her nose? Has she allway's looked like that or has it just because you were there with her?" - Harry Potter -

"But we're not stupid we know we're called Gred and Forge" - George Weasley -

"HARRY THIS IS NO TIME TO BE A GENTEMAN! KNOCK HER OFF HER BROOM IF YOU HAVE TO!" - Oliver Wood

"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes-of-course but there's no wood" Hermione cried
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD? ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?" - Harry, Ron and Hermione -

"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea-cosy" - Ron Weasley -